Simon Haines — Founder of Serious
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Dispatches
Raw, unfiltered management advice from Simon Haines. No corporate waffle. No participation trophies. No "let's circle back on that." Just the truth — delivered with the subtlety of a sledgehammer. Bish. Bosh. Boom.
Fire Your Worst Performer This Week. Here's Why You're Already Late.
You know who they are. Your team knows who they are. The only person pretending not to know is you — because being 'understanding' is easier than being Serious. Stop it.
Your Team Doesn't Respect You. They Tolerate You.
Respect isn't earned in all-hands meetings with free pizza. It's earned at 6am when nobody's watching and you're still the first one grinding. Are you that person? Didn't think so.
Stop Reading Business Books. Start Making Decisions That Terrify You.
You've read 'Good to Great.' Twice. And your business is still exactly where it was twelve months ago. Your bookshelf is a monument to procrastination. Bish bosh boom.
The Art of the Ambush: Why The Best Leaders Strike First
While your competitors are forming committees, writing proposals, and scheduling alignment meetings — you should already be halfway through execution. That's not aggression. That's survival.
Want More? Get Serious.
These dispatches are the appetiser. The main course is working with Simon Haines directly. If you've got the stomach for it.
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